pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

by melmau November 17, 2007

cocaine poodle

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014

Poodle with no top

A line in the song “ROXANNE” by Arizona Zervas.

It is depicted as being a 1980’s Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible in the lyric video.

“Shorty drive a poodle with no top” - Arizona Zervas

by fjack125 January 10, 2020

you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.

charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.

by ELsei August 12, 2007

PoodleCorp

Another band of DDoS hackers that think they're cool and edgy by taking down various gaming networks.

Jack: Hey James, the Overwatch servers are down.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.

by Mr. Smeef August 8, 2016

Poobleater

One who speaks fluent ring ie. bullshitter, crap talker, ringo linguist, bullshit fantasist

by Dagmar of 'The Real Deal', my band June 6, 2003

Pooples

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011