ploopage

Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul

Wow this jello has so much ploopage!

by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022

poopapalooza

1) Pooping frequently in a short amount of time.

2) Large amounts of poop in a confined space or area.

1) That burrito was a ticket to my own poopapalooza.

2) Dang, brother - pick up after your dog. Your backyard is a poopapalooza.

by nifer April 21, 2006

poopaddies

An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.

Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

poopascoop

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

by loufoo December 26, 2011

Poopar

Poopar is a beautiful and special name. It means having a long hair

Wow she's Poopar!

by Laya.Sh January 25, 2018

Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult

1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."

by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018

Jurus pompa hamil

A sexual term where a person in this position drives their penis all the way into the receiver's pussy, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

"Hiyaaattt jurus pompa hamil! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"

"I used jurus pompa hamil with my wife last night, in the morning she got pregnant"

by Youum June 7, 2023