poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

pooman

any man who is compromised either entirely or almost entirely of poo.

The pooman became surly because his signature was not up to its usual high standard.

by Frain June 29, 2007

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

poonballon

flaming homo that is a poon in the shape of a ballon.

Its a plane! Its a bird! oh wait its just a poonballon.

by gnargnar123 July 10, 2009

Pooballer

A Pooballer is a sucky pitcher in baseball for the opposing team that is either throwing really slow or just sucks dick. Striking out against a Pooballer will result in uncontrollable laughter and humiliation.

Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.

by Duggie May 27, 2013

Poomanchu

The Poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a poopy penis after being removed from a poopy butthole, hence, Poomanchu.

"Hey bitch, you wanna Poomanchu?"

by PSN March 10, 2007

poomfa

The collection of fat below the belly that surrounds the genital area, making it more difficult to access.

It was hard to lick that chubby chick's clit, her poomfa was way too big.

by Cybaritic June 30, 2011