Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Pitchfucker

indie music snobs who think everything is just too cliche'

i fucking hate pitchfuckers

by SnifflingIndieKidsHoldSteady October 21, 2009

Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.

You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!

by newword1666 November 21, 2011

pitchforks

now known as the hick version of the switchblades from carson!! the pitchforks!!!!!!!

i am gonna take this here pitchfork and shove it up ur ass!!!!!!!

by strickt-ly us... March 18, 2005

pitchforker

A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.

people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality

by the don85 October 28, 2013

Pitchforky

The feeling you get when you realize how much the ultra wealthy are messing up your life.

“Looking at the price of real estate around here makes me feel pitchforky.

by Phoebetrauma June 25, 2023

Pitchform

A pitchform is the modern day weapon of the twitterati. It replaces the pitchfork of yesteryear's angry mob.

Nobody pays real attention to the pitchform wielders anymore.

by SB Nation's BlackCats January 6, 2017