Pints

The unit everything is measured in, in Northern Ireland.

Person #1: Awwwww fuck coming for a fuckiiiiing piiiiintt like?
Person #2: Aye pint of bacon please squiiiire.
Person #1: Alright barkeep, can I get a pint of bacon, a pint of bread and two beer bongs to go please.
Barkeep: Right you are young laird. Here are your pints.

by The Woods Family January 2, 2012

Pistos

A mexican way of saying beer

Lets go to the liquor store and pick up some pistos for the party

by SrtRay September 28, 2012

pindostan

Sarcastic Russian term for America, combining "Pindos" (roughly the Russian equivalent of Gringo) with "-stan" (the Central Asian term for country), meaning roughly "Gringo Country."

Also seen as "Pindustan" to rhyme with "Hindustan"

"So the other day Pasha was walking around talking a bunch of shit about political freedom and self respect and I told him, bitch, you should never have spent your summer vacation in Pindostan, those dumb amerikos motherfuckers have filled your head with all that western khuynya."

by Bubba Cornflakes March 8, 2014

bella pinto

A hoe

Omg bella pinto is such a hoe

by Tyler hero March 11, 2019

Pinto

Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.

Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."

Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."

Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."

by The Four inch Fairy November 18, 2009

Pinto

1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.

2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.

1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"

by CaptainFine May 27, 2009

Chupa Meu Pinto

Portuguese for suck my dick

Chupa meu pinto seu filho da puta


Suck my dick you son of a bitch

by Gorfo Kid March 7, 2009