pineapple 

A word used by someone to disguise the name of the person they are talking about.

girl 1: OMGGGGG! look at pineapple.
girl2:oh hes so hot:
girl 3: Actually if you take your dialated fucking eyes away from pineapple and look at Strawberry maybe you will fall in love. AGAIN
girl 1,2 and 3: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HES SO FINEEEEEEEE
*all run to strawberry and "FAINT" on him

pineapple by (^▽^) ₮ⱧɆ Ø₦Ɇ ₳₦Đ Ø₦ⱠɎ!!!, ₮ɆɆ February 20, 2023

pineapple 

A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.

Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia

"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"

"Trev got a pineapple this morning"

pineapple by Tabasco Spitty December 1, 2011

Pineapple 

Code word for butthole

I cut his pineapple in half with my dick

Pineapple by Chaseinme October 12, 2020

Pineapple 

A fruit; also guys can eat it to make there jizz fruity.

Jordan; Wanna blow me?

Mandee; Only if you eat Pineapple.

Pineapple by jULS* April 1, 2009

Pineapple 

The best topping on a pizza.

Customer: Can I have the best topping on my pizza?

Pizza guy: You mean pineapples?

Customer: Hell yeah!

Pineapple by Meheheh February 9, 2018

Pineapple 

said when one answers the phone mid-sexual activity, signals the person calling to call back in an hour.

Son of a bitch, Mike went to his girlfriend's house so when i called to find out where he was, he pineapple'd me

Pineapple by The Reverend Sychnine Twitch December 20, 2008

pineapple 

1) Any antipersonnel fragmentation grenade, but most commonly the antipersonnel fragmentation hand grenade (so called because the grooves on the metal casing are reminiscent of the skin of a pineapple)

2) To kill someone or destroy something with an AP frag grenade. Related terms include frag (to kill/destroy, usually with an explosive device of some kind) and ghost (to kill in general).

1)

Nod Rifleman: ENGAGING GDI FORCES!
GDI Grenadier: Eat pineapple, Nod boy! *primes and throws hand grenade*

2) Looks like Captain Parker pineappled those SAM sites.

pineapple by Macavity September 16, 2005