Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

Pig in a blanket

Pig(s) in a blanket is slang for undercover cops

Is that a pig in a blanket? - referring to an undercover cop

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

pig in a blanket

The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine

Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!

by Zero_X November 30, 2024

Pigs In Blankets

When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.

Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home

i’m really craving some pigs in blankets

by DaRastaPasta September 15, 2021

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Pig in a blanket

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.

Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "

by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023

Pig In a Blanket

undercover cops

Friend1: "yoo keep cool there's a pig in a blanket"

Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"

Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"

by PearlStorm2212 September 20, 2025