Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

scott peterson

Proof that justice and money are synonymous in this capitalistic society.

Man, I can't kill her, I ain't got O.J. money, I got Scott Peterson money- do it yourself!

by Demetric July 7, 2005

drew peterson

a type of marijuana that is so strong it will kill your lungs. Refered to the guy that killed 3 of his wives.

( Dude 1) Man i got some of that drew peterson right now, you gotta try it.
(Dude 2) Hell ya man light that shit up.

by theclockticker December 22, 2009

Mr. Peterson

tells a student to turn in work tomorrow and then proceides to take 50% off of the work. refuses to TBAG on halo. His gamertag WE GOT SIX. YO!!!!

My homework assignment has been Mr. Petersoned.

by John Materiata March 9, 2009

Stacey Petersoned

ruining or "killing something like a phrase or style

Dude, burke totally stacey petersoned the fuck outta the word fosh.

by FOSH MASTER July 26, 2010

Daddy Peterson

A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships and used affectionately.

Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.

by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016

Jaxon Peterson

Jaxon Peterson is legit the best person you will ever meet. He is so sweet. Once you meet him you will instantly fall in love. He's amazing at everything he does. He is practically perfection. He has really nice hair and his cute ass smile lights up the whole room. He makes everyone smile and everyone loves his dirty sense of humor. He is the best bf in the universe any girl would be fucking retarded to let him go. He stays up late with you and loves to facetime with you when you apart. Not only does Jaxon have a fucking amazing personality he is also hot as fuck. He is just perfect. No words can describe the love for Jaxon Peterson

C-wtf is up with Jaxon?
K-Nothing hes fucking perfect
N-Can't argue with that

Definition of Jaxon Peterson- PERFECTION

by Urdadspenis March 3, 2019