Pep-tits

A large nipple that resembles a pepperoni in both size and color. Pep short for pepperoni.

If you see anyone with pep-tits, run!

You'll never be able to look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.

Person A: Hey man did you see that guy over there with the plaid shorts at the pool with his shirt off?
Person B: Yeah dude, that's gross. He totally has pep-tits.

by Manhouse5 September 2, 2011

pep spice

a substitute for those who cannot get marijuana. It's crushed incense thats smoked.

I cant get ahold of any pot, so I've been smoking pep spice.

by lihhbee November 18, 2009

Pep Rally

'The pep rally is a place for pseudo-prostitutes to provoke men into a sexual frenzy which, when thwarted, results in pointless athletic competition.'
- Sunnydale High Newspaper, BtVS (Season 3: 'Earshot')

(at the Pep Rally)
Edgar: Whoa! That cheerleader is totally booty shaking!
Bob: She's totally working me into a sexual frenzy!
(moments later)
Edgar: My sexual advances were thwarted.
Bob: Mine as well.
Edgar: Want to play some ball?
Bob: Fo' sho'.

by Andii_xoxo February 11, 2009

Pep Guardiola

Manager of FC Barcelona. Promotes beautiful football, lead Barcelona to the famed sextuple in his first year in charge. He also happens to be a hot piece of ass, he is by far the sexiest manager in the world. Proud Catalan man.

"Who's that guy who's a mix between Arsene Wenger and José Mourihno?"

"Oh, Pep Guardiola."

by innitgirl May 9, 2010

Pep Rally/Fest Troll

That one brave soul who, instead of running with his or her tail between his or her legs, tries their hardest to ruin the damnable congregation.

A Pep Troll may do one or more of the following:

- Play rap, metal, funeral marches, or some other situationally inappropriate song on a boombox/stereo.
- Blow an airhorn incessantly.
- Throw shit (metaphorically).
- Throw shit (literally).
- Release mice or other small animals. Bonus points are awarded if birds are used and/or if someone gets bitten.

Only the most amazing individual can completely derail the pep rally. If you know one of these heroes, show them your appreciation for their courage by buying them lunch.

*pep fest occurs*

*Pep Rally/Fest Troll pisses on the person sitting in front of himself/herself*

by You're bestest friend ever June 25, 2013

Pep Band

Sometimes a High school Marching Band, can take unpeppy songs and make them awesome. Plays at most Basketball and Football games, and sometimes Volleyball. Full of some of the coolest kids you could possibly meet.

Dude that Pep Band is awesome.

Yeah, Rolling in the Deep was a mellow song, but now its bad ass!

by thecrazypunkgirl July 12, 2014

pep nip

pep nip is a nipple that looks like a peparoni

damn look at the fuckin bitch's pep nips

by clay August 31, 2004