Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic
Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie
by Billiam wonks william February 01, 2022
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Peeny Teeny

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*
by Feesh the shrub killer April 20, 2018
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Peenie

Peenie a a dog, often found in the wild, who likes cookies and steak. They are mostly female and are categorized as “mutts”. Most Peenies also have CDD, or canine dysfunctional disorder.
Ugh my peenie will not come outside, she just wants to come inside. She keep going in and out though, so maybe she’ll go inside at one point.
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Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.
Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!
by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014
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Peeny Colada

The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).
The perfect drink for a day on the beach is a nice Peeny Colada!
by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023
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pickle o peeny

a pickle with legs and its pickle juice squirts on your bum. it is also known as a butt muncher.
the pickle o peeny ate my lunch then juiced on me.
by loggieperoggie November 22, 2017
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Peeny Watt

A peeny watt is a very small person or animal- also known as a "Panty Walk" when going laser tagging.
Melissa is such a cute little peeny watt!
by Lilolmem May 05, 2018
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