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Get the Painted trim in the new bedroom mug.a pretty bomb ass tik toker who posts about nothing but peanuts related stuff. Usually drawings and edits
by ellie..!! July 15, 2023
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When something is so completely and utterly retarded.
Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."
Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."
This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash
by l0vemetal January 14, 2008
Get the leet custom painted mug.When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.
I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.
I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.
I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008
Get the legs painted on mug.Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.
See also money shot
See also money shot
1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay
2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.
3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.
2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.
3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.
by Greg October 7, 2004
Get the Get painted mug.Something that has excessive hyperbole and popularity, pawned off as being great and excellent, when, underneath all the hoopla and hype, is actually quite pathetic, obnoxious, overpraised, and downright overrated.
by RDS May 18, 2006
Get the gold-painted turd mug.A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
by Nicole11 January 7, 2009
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