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Oxymoron

This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.

In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
Jumbo Shrimp, Tall Midget, Thomas Dayton Cressman

(human oxymoron)
by sYkoLette April 21, 2011
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oxymoron

Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.
"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)
by The M.C. May 19, 2006
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Oxymoronic

Mark Smedley's Attitude To Life
1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
by huatfibat June 14, 2012
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Oxymoron

Someone who actually believes Oxyclean works.
Joe- "That Billy Mays, such an oxymoron,"

Jeff- "May he rest in peace,"
by CrazyOxy October 4, 2009
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oxymoron

Someone who regularly contradicts themself, and looks like an idiot (or, dare I say, a MORON) each time they do so.
"She said she that's not true..."
"What an OXYMORON! Just then she was saying it IS!"
by Jazzo July 23, 2005
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oxymoron

huh? wtf? say what? ??????????
by question authoritah May 8, 2005
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oxymoron

a: i duz some koke u wnat unli $500 a garm
b: nein i liek gliu insted
by supa lawla pwna January 18, 2005
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