This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.
In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
by sYkoLette April 21, 2011

Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.
"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)
by The M.C. May 19, 2006

1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
by huatfibat June 14, 2012

by CrazyOxy October 4, 2009

Someone who regularly contradicts themself, and looks like an idiot (or, dare I say, a MORON) each time they do so.
by Jazzo July 23, 2005

by question authoritah May 8, 2005

by supa lawla pwna January 18, 2005
