Orthodoxophobia

The fear of conformity

The person over there seems to have orthodoxophobia

by Сейдж July 26, 2023

Orthobabble

Sophistry or pilpul used by Eastern Orthodox Christians, most commonly Western converts (also known as McOrthodox), to appear smarter and more knowledgeable than you, to denote and convey that they belong to their newly joined group (Eastern Orthodox) and generally to confuse and intimidate you by using a lot of big words usually of Greek or Slavic origin. Orthobros orthobabbling always lead to them engaging in presuppositional apologetics, which boils down to them refusing to advance the argument unless you agree with them first. Once you come at this impasse whatever you do, agree or disagree, they will declare victory, usually to the cheers of other McOrthodoxy converts.

Example:
Orthobro: "Hey man did you go to Pascha? You gotta have communion with the divine Logos if you wanna achieve theosis bro! You don't wanna be in prelest, so you have to be in podvig."

You: "Pascha? Don't you mean Easter? Wtf talk normally you aren't Greek."

Orthobro: "Haha, nah man, it's called Pascha."

I can't listen to anymore of Jay Dyer's orthobabble!

by Jupiter's Might October 5, 2023

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by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

orthomimeography

n.; written, recorded or printed material pertaining to or depicting mimes posing as or emulating bones.

(Plural: -phies; adjective: -phic; verb: -phize.)

"There, amidst the clutter of periodicals and myriad useless prined materials, Cedric found the orthomimeography atop his woodburning kit."

i.e. on usage: Orthomimeographies are orthomimemographized by orthomimeographers skilled in the orthomimeographic arts. They are performed by orthopedic mimes.

by CavemanMP August 17, 2011

Orthodoxou

N. A pre-op-transexual Greek midget that is conflicted over his love for goats and other barnyard animals. Also one who suffers from career delusions; and is most clearly suited to the fine art of male nursing. Or hair waxing.

V. To masturbate excessively using both hands... and power tools, often in the presence of goats or other barnyard animals in their native environment.

Adj. Excessively neat and tidy, to the point of utter insanity. Also, the colour Mauve.

N. Dude, look out, I see an Orthodoxou incoming. Watch your backside!

V. Dude, what the hell is wrong with you, don't Orthodoxou out on me!

Adj. This is the most totally Orthodoxou pad I've ever seen! It's actually a bit disturbing. Hey, what the heck is that goat doing here???

by Samaurai Jack October 11, 2004

Orthodox Shoe

A Jewish man that never changes his shoes.

There goes the Rabbi, and he's wearing the same orthodox shoe as always.

by Homonopoly champ June 5, 2011