Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 12, 2020

Orange-bottle-opener

When you use your penis to force open a ginger's closed mouth

I gave that bitch such an orange-bottle-opener last night

by walrusshlongbob 69 October 14, 2011

Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

opener

some1 dat always stirs up trubble.

y did he hav 2 say dat hes sucj and opener

by clive the girl October 8, 2003

bottle-opener

term used to describe a girl(sometimes a softball player) whose pussy is so tight, it can be used to open a bottle; usually an exaggeration

Hey, its the 1st basemen for the softball team, she's so tight, shes a bottle-opener!

by §teve July 22, 2005

Can Opener

Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.

As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.

by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

cunt opener

Many years ago Father's would force his daughter to wear a chastity belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. Sometime during the Industrial Age the 'cunt opener' was invented. It was a device that hung on the wall developed by Black and Dekker. You would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chastity belt.

Crap, her Dad padlocked a chastity belt on her!! Dudes, anyone got a 'cunt opener' on them?

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009