One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla

Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco

by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

Onehandedqwerty

The collective noun (like pack of wolves, herd of cows, and murder of crows) for cybersluts....those interesting women we all meet in chatrooms and on other social networking sites.

Tom: You look like shit this morning. Did that onehandedqwerty of yours keep you up all night?

Jerry: Yeah...hand me that pot of coffee

by CROTALUS July 30, 2010