Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

Tied one off

Got super drunk

Oh ya, we tied one off last night!!

by That wife November 11, 2015

Finched One Off

This is when someone with the surname "Finch" excretes toxic chemicals into the local atmosphere. These chemicals contain chemicals such as Methane, which can cause dire effects, For Instance, Cholera, Diarrohea. These chemicals can be excreted via the rear end, sweating, or from wearing sewage clothes, such as a fake Arsenal shirt. Unfortunately, there are no known cures for this unfortunate disease, but a Deodrant can, and a bath would be very helpful

"Oh bloody hell Craig, you've Finched one off"

by Christopher Chapman September 26, 2006

tie one off

to shoot up drugs intravenously

Delina wanted to really "tie one off" so she bought a teener from her dealer.

by aniled June 4, 2009

Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.

Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.

by schleepymane April 20, 2016

crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004