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Obligatory

When a reply to a tweet is so customary and routine, but you want to be different
TimTheTatman: "The Dallas Cowboys will win the Super Bowl this season!"

Average Twitter User: "*Obligatory "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN!?" comment*"
by ChasingLions October 20, 2022
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obligation move

When you pull out your penis during a date resulting in vaginal, oral or anal sex due to the female feeling obligated.

Advised to be done in younger years of age. If done in older years results could be jail time due to looking like an old Maniaco (pervert)
Last night when I did the ol Obligation move the panties dropped.. In no Time she was all over my penis like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
by R-WAK January 30, 2023
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DVR Obligation

The feeling that accompanies a jam-packed queue of recorded shows on ones DVR in which a compulsion exists to watch all the programming and clear the list.
I'd love to come to that party where all our friends are going to be but my DVR Obligation is making me stay home so I can watch my shows. Ahhhhh...what happened to my life???
by CoolGuyRandall February 21, 2012
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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Obligatory, judicial, slap on the wrist

I gave Tim an obligatory, judicial, slap on the wrist when he said an unsavory word.
by Nicholas Helpa August 20, 2006
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family obligations

Me: " did you fulfill your family obligations with your spouse this weekend?"
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."
by geojetson June 8, 2018
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Obligation

That hot little blonde has an obligation to please daddy, whenever wherever
by Maddy’s Daddy May 20, 2018
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