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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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drop Obama off at the pool

"I really need to drop Obama off at the pool"
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dicks out for obama

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suck my dick obama

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.
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Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.
Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'
by Captain Clever June 5, 2010
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Daddy Obama

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president, mainly because everyone has the desire of President Obama being there dad, you most likely, also have that wish.
Aydan: I really wish Daddy Obama would be my dad one day..
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Dirty Obama

Drone striking innocent civilians from the white house while simultaneously being balls deep within a scat filled asshole
by Noble 7th November 21, 2020
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