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Hypocrite Oath

A doctor who took the Hippocratic oath but ends up putting more people in danger through medical gaslighting, or spreading disease by not using proper personal protective equipment.
I went to my doctor because I had complications from an active COVID infection and my doctor didn’t even wear a mask, I wonder how many of their patients they’re going to infect with this disease. I guess they took the hypocrite oath.
by CrunchyBrownie5 September 22, 2025
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Tinkle Oath

The oath in which 2 or more people sit on a toilet and pee — while all saying an oath that they will all be friends forever. I SWEAR TO DEAR GOD THAT I WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER WITH ____,______,______, (people/person) AFTER THIS TINKLE IS OVER.
Person One "We're gonna be friends forever"
Person Two "Not unless we do the tinkle oath"
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man oath

An oath between men, usually homoerotic in nature, that is traditionally "bound in cum" (i.e. said deal is sealed through the act of sexual intercourse between said men).
Well, I don't know what to say. Mark's been a buttplug for awhile now but if willing to give me a man oath that he can get us tickets to Peter Gabriel next weekend I'm willing to give him a chance.
by buttbuttmanman January 15, 2019
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Under the oath girl

A girl who seems fun but untrustworthy. Often met on a dating app and seems like has potential but at least one red flag as well. Solution is to take action and go out with the guy if you like him
That girl Ashley is such an under the oath girl. She keeps texting me but I'm not sure about her.
by ACTUALLYDYLAN September 4, 2022
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Nerd Oath

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert
Its true i mean after all its the nerd oath
by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010
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Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.
Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."
by Chac Culling March 23, 2023
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Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.
King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
by ItsPrix June 1, 2021
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