full time sex offender sleuth

This is almost always a female, typically frumpish and often overweight, and often times a wannabe she wolf bitch, with a great deal of time on her hands. She spends hours and hours and hours searching the internet, local Megan's Law CD's, for any sex offender that she can totally destroy. Her secret goal is to cause at least 10 registered sex offenders to commit suicide or to be slaughtered by overzealous citizens that she strives constantly to incite to a murderous rage. She has no ability to distinguish between a male nude jogger and/or drunk man naked on his back porch, and a real sex offender, a man that molests little children. A "sex" offender is any man that she subjectively believes offends her notions of sex, which she can, due to current popularity, totally destroy. These full time sex offender sleuths are often passed over by men they are attracted to or such men use or have used them for sex and then often dump them. This is her way of gaining vengeance against every man that has "sexually offended" her by passing her by or using her for sex.

T.V. talk show host: "So, you arranged a local mob to smash the windows of his car, kick in his door, break his window with rocks, cause him to get fired from his job, and then you all stood in a vigil outside his house, with posters that say, "Infant Rapists Aren't Welcome Here." Did you know that this man never raped any infant and was arrested for being naked in his own back yard?

Full Time Sex Offender Sleuth (salivating with frenzy and perverse joy): "No, but it doesn't matter! He's the same as a infant rapist and murderer as far as I am concerned. Besides, we girls get to destroy men this way and it makes us feel so very powerful. We love destroying men's lives, that will teach them!"

by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006

sex offender

ryan hicks

omg i got raped by a sex offender

by imadinoaur434 May 7, 2018

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk December 1, 2007

cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.

(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving

by eneville August 5, 2010

sexy offender

A sexy female sex offender who has sex with a boy under the age of consent. Some cases make people wonder if a consenting 13 year old boy can actually be raped by sexy woman.

Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).

Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.

I can't believe that sexy offender went to jail for having sex with a consenting 17 year old.

by GiveMeBackMySon March 20, 2014

Repeat offender

Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...

Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.

"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."

by Daisyt024 September 29, 2014

Sex offender

Sarry

Sarry the sex offender slept with 10 chicks today already

by Skitz cunt February 29, 2020