Nutritionising

The act of temporarily eating clean and healthy in the days leading up to an anticipated bender, in a misguided attempt to offset incoming alcohol, junk food, and poor life choices.

Example 1:
“I’m nutritionising all week because this weekend is about to be feral.”

Example 2:
“He thinks two days of chicken and broccoli counts as nutritionising before a three-day bender.”

by Jared__Stewart December 30, 2025

Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g)
Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)

twix enjoyer: the nutrionution nutrition facts contain 4rtfthyjghmvj45 4% iron
twix consumer: ok
the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix

by Defractal December 3, 2023

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly

by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025

Nudation

The act of stripping or become nude.

Yo, that is some seriously hardcore nudation

by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 11, 2010

Narrationception

When a narrator of a story is narrating a character who is narrating another character

Narrationception is AKA 4th Person

by Jeremy Justice October 10, 2011

nudationship

A relationship based on sending and receiving nude pictures over the internet

Derp: Send meh nudez
Derpina : But.. we are not in a relationship
Derp: Well now we're in a nudationship!

by wassgha December 13, 2015

Nutition

Can't spell nutition without nut or tit
Mean: ur a nut or tit

Ur a nutition expert

by Nut tit August 11, 2019