The act of temporarily eating clean and healthy in the days leading up to an anticipated bender, in a misguided attempt to offset incoming alcohol, junk food, and poor life choices.
Example 1:
“I’m nutritionising all week because this weekend is about to be feral.”
Example 2:
“He thinks two days of chicken and broccoli counts as nutritionising before a three-day bender.”
“I’m nutritionising all week because this weekend is about to be feral.”
Example 2:
“He thinks two days of chicken and broccoli counts as nutritionising before a three-day bender.”
by Jared__Stewart December 30, 2025
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Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
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Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)
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twix consumer: ok
the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix
twix consumer: ok
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by Defractal December 3, 2023
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Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.
Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly
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