Numpy

The act of being naggy and grumpy at the same time.

My girlfriend got pissed at me and was acting all numpy

by Akwells January 22, 2016

Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

numptington

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

Numple

A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.

Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!

by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010

Numphy

An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.

Did you see that numphy? Who does she think she is?

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

numbskie

silly goose word derived from numb skull , ie ending

youre such a numbskie

by philly April 5, 2005