aye yo ma lemme get yo number

When u tryin to get dis fine ass girls attention and number

damn, aye yo ma lemme get yo number

by papi09209 June 11, 2017

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

Nuclear Diarrhea

Nuclear Diarrhea occurs when someone releases Explosive Diarrhea and an Explosive Fart at the same time. They both mix together creating a nuclear reaction that releases a monstrous smell that can cause people to collapse and possibly die.

Someone has released nuclear diarrhea in the toilet in a bathroom at Gillette Stadium causing the bathroom to be condemned for the next 10 years.

by FrodoBagginz February 10, 2010

Client Number Ten

Client Number Ten refers specifically to the unknown dope who rented Ashley Dupre right after Eliot Spitzer governated her in the name of the Great State of New York. In more common parlance, the term has come to refer to anyone getting another's sloppy seconds.

-Dude, I heard Henry's been hooking up with Valerie. I thought Tom was banging her.

--Dude, Henry cleans everyone's plate. Even his family calls him Client Number Ten.

-Shameless, that man.

--Werd.

by Teve Torbes March 19, 2008

Number one

When you pee/piss/urninate.

Hey I'll be right back. I've got to go take a number one!

by yowhatstheshitsnoopdoggie June 29, 2016

legalize nuclear bombs

When the nuts pop you go supa sayan and when that happen the goverment will try to shut down cuz you be too strong and shi fr on boss. so when da boss be like dammmnn yo you gusy legalizing the bomb or nuclear ibe like yuhh cuz we on the sshiz fr brotha like the money when it pop up it be coming on me it dont even matter when i see the money i go blind cuz that shi just come to me brah and like when i get too much money the compount interest be ball busting me so i go ahead and jsut frick up dawg and buy a nuclear bomb annnd,,, like shiiiii but the probklem with that is thatt uhh like i go to jail.......,.. but yuh bordda i just drop the bomb cuz we fr like that because the blacked out uber x with the whole team bussin is too strong against the us goverment

we bustin it up
yuh
legalize nuclear bombs
(ejaculates)

by i keep the seed on me October 11, 2022

Number Box

A calculator.

Fuck! I'm so high! Need to finish my math homework. Where's my number box?

by Engineerding May 14, 2013