romantically numb

Can't feel love. WTF is love?

Yeah I said I loved you, but damn I don't know what that is, I'm romantically numb. I just said it so you can go down without asking me for a favor afterward.. DAMN!

by sinrMANE December 16, 2009

numb suck

Sucking on someone so hard, usually their asshole, to the point where it goes numb.

Bro, she numb sucked my asshole.

by 1234bk5678 February 24, 2017

numb-fuck

When a couple is having sex and all of a sudden the man loses his errection.

Dave: Shit, NO! Not again. I losing my errection.

Sandy: SHIT, Dave you're such a numb-fuck.

by R_Courtlandt January 12, 2009

Mind Numbing

The making of one's mind to feel numb, usually incurred by something either horribly boring or stupid. In the same way that your hand may go numb should you lay on your arm too long, and cut off blood circulation, the mind goes numb if you cut off relevant information for an extended period of time

I was listening to Fox News' mind numbing propaganda and nearly lost my mind today.

by TCT January 16, 2008

Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation

Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.

by Dillsnick September 23, 2010

numb nuts

The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.

that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.

by shmottzie August 21, 2003

numb dumb

When you're so numbed by school, work, stress and other life-related difficulties that it's made you a sloth-like shell of your former, quick-witted self.

"Man, I'm so stressed out from school, it's making me numb dumb."

by Ms. Qberta 2 February 18, 2009