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nocturnal chipmunk

The nocturnal chipmunk is when a male and a female are sleeping together in the same bed (literally). The male wakes up in the middle of the night, opens the female's mouth, and places his testicles in the female's mouth, causing the mouth to bulge, just like a chipmunk's mouth.
Connor and Izzy were spending the night together when Connor woke up and placed his testicles into Izzy's mouth, making a nocturnal chipmunk.
by Swamming January 29, 2016
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Nocturnal

the best skateshop in the city of philadelphia. owned by kerry getz and mark brandstetter.
NOCTURNAL SKATESHOP PHILLY PA 19147.
by xxcuntbagsk8r57xx August 16, 2009
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Nocturnal Kookaburra

Someone that is awake all night making noise & partying.

Nocturnal = awake at night, sleeps by day
Kookaburra = an Australian bird that makes a lot of noise
Go to stop making noise and go to sleep you nocturnal kookaburra.
by Michael Michael Michael April 1, 2008
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Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)
1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018
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nocternal

A person who refuses to sleep at night. Usually do to the fact that they sneak out and molest young boys.
Robbie is always molesting young boys and never has time to sleep at night. I think he's a nocternal.
by Matt "The Black Stallion" August 6, 2003
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Nocturnal

When you're playing Black Ops and your shooting someone, and a guy on your team is behind you and steals your kill.
Yo, i was shooting this dude, and this douche behind nocturnaled my kill.
by battman811 January 7, 2011
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Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.
Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.
by B. Hugs September 19, 2011
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