Nonsense-burger

Essentially, bullshit, or, if you prefer, clap-trap, etc.

Bush: "We can have filters on the Internets where public money is spent."

Anyone else: "What a massive nonsense-burger! Inter-NETS?"

O'Reilly: "Sun goes up sun goes down, tides come in tides go out. You can't explain it, it just happens."

Anyone else: "Looks like Bill-O's talking nonsense-burgers again. . . ."

Gordon Brown: "I am Gordon Brown."

Anyone else: "Lol, Gordon Brown, what a nonsense-burger."

by RusDavis April 12, 2011

nonsense merchant

A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.

''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''

by Gurney McGurnster November 20, 2009

baby-dick-nonsense

something that makes no sense. synonyms: bull shit, bologna

Yo man that's a bunch of baby-dick-nonsense you didn't bang that model.

by babydickmeister November 24, 2009

nonsensicle

A cold and angry verbal attack that makes no sense.

He was too enraged to think so he just kept serving me up nonsensicles

by Adult Onset Atheist July 1, 2011

Fluent Nonsense

When you don't know majority of the words in the English language, so you just make up your own words, or you substitute in the wrong words for different meanings.

Shanay-Nay: What will happen to me if I drink this ???

Mashira: You will get inflamaragimato.

Shanay-Nay: Whats that ???

Mashira: Its when your colonizationalator burns.

Shanay-Nay: What language are you speaking ???

Mashira: Its Fluent Nonsense.

by kallmekween November 13, 2010

nonsenseability

The abilty to make non-sense

Wow! that guy has the best nonsenseablity Ive ever seen.

by Ryan April 18, 2005

nonster

Not a monster; usually used in a context of transformation.

It took bad lighting and good rum tonics to transform her into a nonster.

by Master Christ St. John June 16, 2006