Nonk

A mix between a Nonce and a Neek. so basically my uncle.

''u see that dude wearing a star wars shirt and talking to those little kids?. yeah his name is pete. he is a Nonk

by Pr3570 May 4, 2022

big nonkey

A big nonkey is a very scary person and can become any person for example Matt hatch

Is that a big nonkey

by Matt the nonkey January 6, 2020

Nondu

A Non-Hindu who believes and practices Hinduism, but cannot commit to becoming Hindi.

Derek: Hey Dan, I got to tell you something man!

Dan: What is it Derek!

Derek: Selena is full on Nondu bro, but she can't commit to going all the way!

by PartyMonkey2000 October 31, 2019

Nonuttophobia

The fear of No Nut November

Carl: “Hey you gonna do No Nut November?”

Jason: “AHHHHHHH”

Carl: “What’s wrong? Are you okay?”

Jason: “No. I have Nonuttophobia”

by Sheer-Galaxy November 1, 2019

Ninky-Nonk

One of the most offensive insults known to man. If you call anybody a ninky-nonk they'll never forgive you and you'll have to get a new friend, use this new word wisely or you could turn your life upside down.

Dallan: That's it! I've lost it with you, you Ninky-Nonk!
Joe: *starts crying*

by justasmolbean October 15, 2019

Nonk

An individual in an office or work place who is considered to be a bit of a sexual predator/deviant.

"Wow that Dan is a bit of a nonk isn't he"

by Hdoydyodoy January 6, 2017

Nonk

A way to express sadness when you don’t know what to say.

The opposite of Wonk

“Today was hard. Nonk.”

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 19, 2020