double nostriling

When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some

dude did you see that girl double nostriling that was SWEET!

by BIGgiggles February 25, 2009

dirty nostril

The dirty nostril is a technique derived in the 2000s which involves placing the scrotum directly over the nostrils of a young girl while subsequently sticking the shaft into her mouth. Then you must fart in her eyes making them water from the wind released from your balloon knot.

Last night I showed her the dirty nostril, she was stoked!

by UKBOY July 8, 2009

cunt nostrils

Tear/tears in your jeans around the crutch area.

Damn girl, those are some mighty fine cunt nostrils in those there jeans!

by Annarchy_me August 6, 2008

nostril penetration

(noun) The act of inserting a finger within one of the opening (naris) of one's nose with the apparent intent of removing mucus (otherwise known as picking one's nose) esp. when done in public.

A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

OMG, do you see what Jerry is doing in that Taxi cab? He seems to be picking his nose.

Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.

by harmless drudge June 9, 2011

nostril drugs

Any substances which are insufflated (snorted into the nose cavity), usually recreational drugs such as cocaine and amphetamines.

I sometimes smoke cannabis and sniff poppers now and then, but I never do nostril drugs.

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .

James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

nostril sex

This is a form of sex that inlcudes 3 people. One guy, one girl, and some ugly ass dude. This happens when the guy sticks his dick into a girls nostril and she jerks it in her nostril. Then the man jizzes into the girl's nose. The ugly ass dude must take the picture in order for it to count.

Yo, me and Rachele had some sweet nostril sex and Mike Z took the picture.

by Jewboy Fresh April 11, 2008