Nobel Peace Prize

Something given to war criminals.

Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and proceeded to bomb brown children.

by EmeraldGod April 25, 2023

nobetter

Earstwhile lay offs

That nobetter is a good-for-nothing son of a gun.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

nobel

adj. 1) Over-rated; overblown; pompous;

2) Swedish.

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Hey Sven. I like your nobel Volvo!

Thanking you!

I'm being sarcastic Sven.

Thanking you!

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

Nober

The act of becoming enrolled in a Turkish Prison, thus creating a uncover secret identity in which you have graduated from Harvard University while at band camp. Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner,Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, they all died!

Acker: Hey have you ever asked your, wheres my shoe? This is the cheese machine!
Wilson: Holy shit lets go nober it up negro!

by Penis> I wrote That October 30, 2010

Nobelprize

To bestow an award on someone whose behavior stands in clear, complete and irreconcilliable contradiction with that for which said award is earned.

Everyone knew the politician was a skirt chaser and yet he was nobelprized with an Exemplary Morals award by the local church.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize

Code for hot chick wearing yoga pants because whoever started the trend deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Nobel Peace Prize 10 O'clock!

by Dirty Dave69 May 14, 2018