"Newspapers are so yesterday, and they are destined to go the way of the dodo. The newspipe will replace the newspaper, and life will go on with no loss of life or limb, just a few adjustments here and there. I believe the future lies in newspipes, the lovely variety of them all!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in the New York Times building on March 27, 2010
-- overheard at a watercooler in the New York Times building on March 27, 2010
by PRwiz101 April 10, 2010
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Get the @newkpopera_2021 mug.A Youtuber That only OG's remember when it was good. he had 3 main channels NewScapePro, NewScapeGames and OldScapeGames. they all had different forms of content that was very entertaining. Most of us used to watch him daily until he fell to the curse of easy fortnite content with like 5 different YT channels dedicated to Fortnite.
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person 2: "Yeah i remember him!"
person 1: "he only makes fortnite content now."
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person 2: "Yeah i remember him!"
person 1: "he only makes fortnite content now."
person 2"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Achmed gained much of his insight into Christianity by regularly reading the publications handed out at the corner newsprayper stand.
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Other guy: You can say rape and pedophile here, newspeaker.
Other guy: You can say rape and pedophile here, newspeaker.
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