nervous button

A button on a tight sweater or shirt that's being strained to its limits and is hanging on for dear life.

The bank manager's tight cardigan sweater came together just under her buxom chest, held precariously in place by a lone nervous button.

by AuburnBoy August 2, 2017

nervous masty

When getting so nervous during masturbation that you defecate or vomit.

He thought he heard his Grandma walk in the room, and ended up having a nervous masty.

by TheDannyDorito June 18, 2018

Nervous Stomach

When you're anxious and that causes your stomach to churn and you may feel nauseous, or even throw up.

Every time that she had an audition she would have a nervous stomach for hours beforehand.

by thtat_creators January 17, 2021

Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion

“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”

by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022

Nervous Money

Nervous Money is money you steal or take that you spend quick.

That boy had That Nervous money

by kinbeast1 February 24, 2023

nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating

Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.

by igotthedefs February 14, 2009

nervous squirts

When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea

I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts

by Jonnythekid420 March 5, 2016