nerf

The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.

God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!

by thecorsair June 11, 2009

nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

by tacofab November 22, 2009

Nerf Miner

"Miner" is a Clash Royale card Known for being nerfed over and over again. The Clash Royale community made a meme "Nerf Miner" which they want to nerf Miner.

Person 1: My father died
Person 2: "Nerf Miner"

by Scammkidzz February 15, 2022

nerf nerf

the sound u make to someone when a person that is much dumber then u makes a mistake

justin: i thought hawaii and alaska were right next to each other
jake: nerf nerf, thats only on a U.S. map

by bigpimpin09 August 29, 2005

Nerf Bat

An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.

1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!

2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?

1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.

by DangerZone11 September 14, 2009

Nerf Gun

A childrens toy commonly used for office warfare.

There is a Nerf Gun in my desk.

by fireDUcks April 25, 2010

nerf hearder

A derogatory term of Star Wars origin. The term "Nerf Hearder" is actually derived from an undesirable job: that is, herding Nerf for slaughter and consumption. Since the job is so unfavorable, the term was expanded to encompass all those who also fit the "unfavorable" description.

"Why you stuck up, scruffy-looking...nerf hearder!"

"Who's scruffy-looking."

by Derek Heid April 15, 2004