Gir'neffe

An awesome person. It's also a type of bacon in Germany.

You're such a Gir'neffe! Oh wow this Gir'neffe is great.

by Amura May 3, 2010

Newfield's Rule

In backgammon, when a game is played to the last roll, the looser can be given the opportunity to roll matching dice, and if the looser actually really matches the winner's last roll, the looser becomes the winner! this type of winning game is said to be won by "Newfield" or by "Newfield's Rule."

the game is down to the last roll and...

"Six and a four," I win.

Dude, not so fast. Six and a four? Alright...

(looser rolls the dice...)

"SIX AND FOUR. SIXTY FOUR. FOURTY FUCKING SIX!!" Yeah, taste that bi-atch.

"Tastes like cold chicken soup straight from the can!"

Say it. Say it. Say it now...SIX AND A FOUR."

"Shut it, buddy. I hate losing by Newfield's Rule. Now sit yer diaper-end down and gimme a rematch..."

"Now that's a Newfield! Shwoo."

by frap frap December 12, 2008

Newfie Speed and Custom

Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.

"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"

"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."

"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"

by D.Gould November 3, 2007

Newfie Sanchez

A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.

Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.

by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 28, 2006

Neffed

A whole new level of fucked. Beyond the point of no return.

Oh man he just got hit by a car. He is fucked. No, no, he's neffed.

by AuntieJay April 18, 2010

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007

Nelfie

Name is a portmanteau from 2 other nicknames and was create over 2 decades ago. Doesn't have any affiliation whatsoever with "Selfie's of the nude kind.

Originates from 'Night elf' mixed with Frozie, ending up becoming Nelfie as that was the main race I played in world of warcraft back in vanilla.

The name has been mine ever since, on the majority of the internet this is me, any deviations are stolen.

Person1: That Nelfie guy sure is awesome
Person2: Right?
Person2: I wish I could be like him.

by Nelfie September 26, 2019