Nealism

The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.

Catholic: Wow, that Julian is quite the math wiz.
Jew: Of course he is, he practices Nealism.

by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018

Nesly

Ogirinate from the combination of the words "My Miracle" in hebrew. And that's exactly what she is , my one and only private miracle!!
A truly special and unique soul !

A Goddess in human form , she was born to grace us all with her presence and we should only be so lucky !
Her beauty is so divine it's hard to look at her for too long !
So kind , considerate , understanding, patient , strong! Just a person we should all thrive to be!
So caring and loving , devoted , brave and the funniest person ever !
Her body was touched by God itself so sexy so tiny just my fun sized baby Shosh !!

May Nesly bless us !
Only Nesly can judge me !

by Shoshyyespants February 1, 2021

Blue Nelly

An alcoholic beverage mixed of Blue Rasberry Jolly Rancher Soda and Green Apple Smirnoff

Come to Leo's party tonight, Nelson will be makin some Blue Nellys!

by Ryan Nelson June 24, 2006

Nelly

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is kind, pretty, sassy, fierce, and has a great fashion sense. She embodies elegance. She is very smart, typically maintaining a 4.0 GPA in school. She has long beautiful hair with high cheekbones. She looks like a model and is very likable. She is very funny and silly. Once you meet a Nelly nothing will be the same. She will change your life and you'll be glad she did.

"Woah she is such a pretty model! She must be named Nelly" "You have a 4.0 in class? Your name must be Nelly"

by kellybellyboom December 1, 2013

Shaquille O'Neal

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.

Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.

by JesusisLord May 28, 2008

Neal Schon

Lead guitarist from Journey who married a Playboy Playmate in 2011 and left her two months later for a dumb blonde socialite reality show 'star'.

Ava: 'Why did Neal Schon leave me? We just got married!'

Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'

by Toes14 September 21, 2011

nelly whiffer

A person that goes around sniffing the seats on ladies bicycles.

Where's Brad? Oh, he's out by the bicycle rack again.... he's such a nelly whiffer!

by fornbornft March 23, 2014