An essential part of the douchebag uniform.* Pair with it what you will - popped collar polo shirts or Dave Matthews Band t-shirts; Smathers & Branson belt or no belt at all; loafers, deck shoes, or flip flops; any baseball cap worn by a person over 17 -- it is the one constant, unifying thread, an unflagging sign of asshattery. Can also be referred to in an homage to a bard whose name is long forgotten as "dick-suck-it reds."
* Note: Like the Jeep Cherokee, it is acceptable for women and adolescents to own nantucket reds; it is only a sign of douchebaggery in adult males. However, even women and children should only wear them after careful consideration.
* Note: Like the Jeep Cherokee, it is acceptable for women and adolescents to own nantucket reds; it is only a sign of douchebaggery in adult males. However, even women and children should only wear them after careful consideration.
Hitler: Let's have the Waffen SS wear Nantucket red pants for their uniform! That would look snappy!
Mr Hugo Boss: Mein Fuhrer, while that clearly conveys an asshole vibe, it is hardly intimidating. I recommend sticking with grey, black or olive.
Hitler: Ja, you're right. Can I still use it for the draperies in my bunker?
Mr Hugo Boss: Mein Fuhrer, while that clearly conveys an asshole vibe, it is hardly intimidating. I recommend sticking with grey, black or olive.
Hitler: Ja, you're right. Can I still use it for the draperies in my bunker?
by el hombre corriendo January 1, 2009
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The act of stabbing your obese partner while having intercourse and then riding her until she goes down.
The act of stabbing your obese partner while having intercourse and then riding her until she goes down.
Jordan: Hey man, did you take down that whale??
Clifford: Yeah, I totally Nantucket Sleighride(rode) that bitch!
Jordan: No way! How long did it take her to go down?
Clifford: ...about 45 minutes.
Clifford: Yeah, I totally Nantucket Sleighride(rode) that bitch!
Jordan: No way! How long did it take her to go down?
Clifford: ...about 45 minutes.
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