nbc sex 

Sex with someone that has never been circumcised

Her blind date was the poster boy for Nbc sex!

nbc sex by Blond princess June 7, 2016

NBC Today 

1. Popular morning tv program on the NC network.
2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. How Satan enters the groins of children.

I can actually hear my brain cells humming the NBC Today theme music as they die.

NBC Today by resindawg June 26, 2003

NBC Comedy 

A type of low-bar comedy. the type of comedy your grandmother would love but get irritated by. The lowest of lows and the cheesiest of them all. Every joke is the same and every episode is lame. NBC makes the same stupid comedies over and over again by putting up and coming hot comedians on their shows, put them in a boring premise and call it a comedy show. Parks and Recreation, Community, The Office, Outsourced etc etc. What do all these have in common? EVERYTHING. All featured up and coming comedians hot on the rise. Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Azari, Donald glover, Ken Jeung and more. Boring premise makes it funny. Oh Community college isn't supposed to be funny in real life. NEITHER IS MAKING FUCKIN PARKS. They stick a "curse word" in their once in a while to think its keeping its edge but don't get it twisted. Your pastor will still recommend these types of shows for the whole fuckin family to watch. What a disgrace to comedy

Friend: hey did you watch Community last night? troy wanted to move in with Abed but Abed didn't want it because he thought it ruin their friendship. So that got troy mad and he ended their friendship. But towards the end Troy realizes too much of a good thing is bad for you by eating a giant cookie and they become friends again!

Me:................ Is this a lifetime movie?

Friend: No it's a NBC comedy

Me: that doesn't exist

NBC Comedy by HotPocketsBoy September 22, 2011

su dbi nbc 

su - shut up
dbi - don’t beg it
nbc - nobody cares

person 1: omg i’m soo excited to see my new bf tomorrow

person 2: su dbi nbc

su dbi nbc by mikasas.luvrr February 4, 2023

nbcb 

1. nbcb stand for nabucibai

2. English -> your mum's pussy!

this phrase is use to scold people when they are angry

Girl: i wanna break up with you
Boy: nbcb! WHY!?

or

Boy: Please give me some money.
Mum: i don't have money.
Boy: you better give me the money, NBCB!

nbcb by valeriekeith September 9, 2010

NBCed 

Means to be fucked with for no reason by a greater power.

Conan O'Brien really got NBCed, maybe he should move to Fox.

NBCed by Ice788 January 13, 2010

nbcs 

Nobody cares

Text messages:
“ I had milk and eggs and a bacon roll this morning!”
“nbcs”

nbcs by HiCroissant May 19, 2021