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napoleon complex

A peronality complex that consists of power trips and false machismo to make up for short height and feelings of inferiority.
George Constanza felt inferior because of his height, but he didn't have much of a napoloeon complex.
by TL May 13, 2005
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Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.
Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!
by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016
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Anti-Napoleon

n.: A short man who consciously or unconsciously does not act like a douchebag and try to overcompensate for his lack of height by becoming a meathead or driving oversized pickups. Instead, he uses his natural talents, intelligence, and humor to win people over and acheive something meaningful.
Michael Bloomberg is a short man who has used his intelligence and personality to acheive great wealth. He is an anti-Napoleon.

Ben Stiller posesses more comedic energy and creativity than many men several inches taller than him. Again, another anti-napoleon.
by MickeySoulja December 9, 2008
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dirty napoleon

The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter
''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''
by Mark R Dodge March 25, 2007
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nasolingus

The act of getting pleasure from sucking another persons nose (and, at times, eating the snot from said persons nose.)
I sucked giant amounts of snot rockets from Sally's nose last night. She's the best at nasolingus.
by icyflamez September 12, 2007
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Nasal Orgasm

n. Another term for a sneeze.
Oh wait wait, man, I'm about to have a nasal orgasm! CHOOOO! Ahhhh, yeah I love sneezing.
by Sidewalker September 29, 2005
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Dusty Napoleon

The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.
I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.
by Lord Stanley Kauffman May 30, 2010
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