Namastafarian

Namastafarian: A person that uses religious idioms to show enlightened, spiritual or profound thought whilst being, in essence, a manipulative blight on the scrotum of life. Otherwise known as a charlatan, blaggard or .... C***.

I was at a Psy Trance rave last night and met a jibbering, balloon mess that tried to tell me about the meaning of life. It then scribbled a picture to sell me for £100 and eventually fell over and shat itself. It had apparently once smelled LSD. A true Namastafarian.

by Reality-Bite January 3, 2015

Namastain

What happens in a straight man's pants during yoga.

I have to wash my yoga pants after every session because of all these namastains.

by K. Magnus December 20, 2015

Namasayin'

When you hood but still spiritual as fuck

A cross between "namaste" and know what I'm saying?

Namasayin' my nigga?

by Young Paddleboat February 27, 2017

Nalasha

A strong independent person. Always has someone’s back. Doesn’t give up on someone right away. Funny. Always makes someone laugh. Is always there for a shoulder to cry on. A good bestfriend.

You should be more like Nalasha, we need more of those.

by suck a toe 22 September 25, 2018

Najasi

Najasi is a one of a kind girl. She's got the booty, beauty, and the brains. Most of the boys come to her but she only chooses one. She's sweet, short, and funny; most girls are jelous of her.

Wow who's that?
Oh her!? That's najasi

by Jennifer carr November 17, 2018

Nanasecond

The time it takes your grandmother to criticize you.

It took my Nana a Nanasecond to tell me I should be married by now.

by sheila in the car December 23, 2018

namaste mother fuckers

Namaste is an ancient Sanskrit greeting still in everyday use in India and especially on the trail in the Nepal Himalaya. Translated roughly, it means "I bow to the God within you", or "The Spirit within me salutes the Spirit in you" - a knowing that we are all made from the same One Divine Consciousness.

Mother Fucker is a common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, like “Namaste Mother Fuckers”

by Iwanttofothigrow September 26, 2019