P.n.s.

Slang. Pussy never sleeps. It’s when woman texts you while you’re sleeping and you don’t answer.

A guy tells his friends a woman texted him when he was sleeping. He didn’t answer. His friends said hey bro! Don’t you know P.n.s. What’s that? Pussy never sleeps!

by B-rizzle February 15, 2019

P.N.C. test

Post Nut Clarity test: To make a decision; especially one regarding sex or romance after reaching orgasm, Using enhanced thinking skills and lack of horny bias to make a decision.

Before figuring out if hewanted to go out with Sarah or Jessica. Brian performed a P.N.C. test where he concluded that even though Sarah is hotter, Jessica has a lot more potential for a long-term relationship.

by TheBlackestRaven April 24, 2023

L.M.N.O.P

Lick my nuts or penis

Why don't you come back to my place and L.M.N.O.P?

by Leslie, Jenna, and Pat December 8, 2007

N.O.P.E

Not Our President Ever

"We don't like Donald Trump at all, he's N.O.P.E.!!"

by Susu88 March 1, 2017

P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010

P.N.S.

Pre-Nicotine Syndrome. Describes the bitchy, cranky, irritable mindstate prior to having the day's first cigarette.

Why don't you go have a smoke instead of acting like a P.N.S.ing bitch?

by richie138 June 29, 2009

N.A.P

One of the most esteemed and ancient organizations in the modern world. The N.A.P (Notorious Ass Pirates) have but one primary function; the finding of female ass. The internet, the mall, nowhere is safe from the harsh eyes of the N.A.P. The N.A.P's scale leaves no female ass out, and tells no little white lie. The N.A.P's grading scale is as follows:

1- Flat
2- Barely Noticable
3- Average
4- Round
5- Tear-inducing

(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)

The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.

N.A.P rates you 1, ugly.
N.A.P rates you 5, now suck my dick.

by N.A.P July 12, 2006