Mysterious AFK

A prolonged and unexplained silence in a coversation, esp via instant messaging, following a question in which the user wants to DODGE.

James: Hey do you want to volunteer with us? You have to start at 8am.
Jon: Hmm (Mysterious AFK session: 30minutes)
James: WTF? answer

by Very Angry Person May 26, 2010

Mistyears

A bum bitch that always steals tweets. Takes shit way too seriously but he cute doe.

“The weather is shitty just like Mistyears”
“Once I got clocked by a gang call it a Mistyears”

by Themusicpolice May 19, 2020

Magical Mystery Tour

The Magical Mystery Tour(MMT) is a movie, albumn, and a actual tour. All from the Beatles. the albumn has classic songs like 'Hello Goodbye', 'Strawberry Fields Forever', 'I Am The Walrus', and 'All You Need Is Love'.

I got a Magical Mystery Tour t-shirt!

by -Sam- April 6, 2008

Misty Mason

An mocha African American female porn star sometimes credited as Japan. She has appeared in serveral pornographic movies such as Bad Black Girls 19 and Tinys Black Adventures. Misty Mason also has her sister, Mya Mason, in the adult industry.

Damnn did you see Misty Mason in TinysBlackAdentures she Fine!

by Faye CBebop September 8, 2008

mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.

Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.

by Doug Narby March 2, 2007

Mysterbating

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind

Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010

Mysteriosity

The art of something being mysterious.
Can be for objects/persons/evil.

"Hey Fred, did you move my cup of milk?"
"No Billy I did not, where did it go?"
"I don't know Fred.. That's quite a mysteriosity"

by Evil doctor optimisto January 26, 2013