Mystea

A person who is short, preferably around 4ft, and has an addiction to Hello Kitty.

Person 1: "You who is that shortie with a hello kitty shirt?"
Person 2: "That must be Mystea."

by cutze November 4, 2022

mastrait

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room

that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!

by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010

Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007

Mistrakes

The word that the teacher accidentially yells at you after you have corrected one of his pryor mistakes.

"Mr. Corben, its not the 5th its the 7th. "
"Damit Hego I never make mistrakes!"

by Anthony DiPaula September 30, 2005

Mostralia

The smallest Island in the South Pacific which is inhibited primarily by the Mostralians.

A.k.a : New Holland or Van Diemen's Land

Who would ever travel to Mostralia... only scientists!

by The Mostralian June 16, 2008

Mystara

The gentle rain that wafts through the warm summers air.

Shall I dance under the wonderful Mystara and feel it as I absorb the beauty through my skin...

by hjsimpson01 February 4, 2010

Northern Line Mistral

The rush of delivery across the face and in the hair as felt by the service end of a hand job upon delivery of payload.

“Following a rather pleasant hand job from the wife she remained in the agreed relief posture, on her knees in front of me like a Mumbai Street Child, as I delivered the money shot. Having been a good couple of days since Dave & the twins were deployed in anger the volume of delivery was ample and it blew across her face and through her hair as if she had just stepped from the tube into the underground labyrinth that is the subterranean Waterloo and felt the first rush of the Northern Line Mistral.”

by furball69 April 22, 2010