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Mustard plug

A small amount of solid poop holding back diarrhea like the small amount of hard mustard in the top of a mustard container.
I sat down on the toilet and the mustard plug pooped out then was followed by explosive diarrhea.
by RyzeX November 9, 2013
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Doesn't Cut the Mustard

This phrase originates from the Old English craft of Mustard making.

The chief mustard maker or Mustardeer would make their mustard in large oaken barrels, allowing each barrel to mature for a number of months. This maturing of the mustard produced a thick, leathery crust at the top of the barrel which would need to be removed before the contents could be tested.

The consistency of the crust would be such that a specialised cutting implement was required to remove it. Initially a modified scythe was used but this often lead to the crust being 'dragged' at certain points and falling into the rest of the mustard causing it to lose some of its distinctive flavour.

Over many years a specialised blade was developed that had an extremely thin leading edge which widened towards the centre and then tapered at the trailing edge although not to a sharp point. This allowed the blade to skim the majority of the topcrust off, leaving a very thin slice which would be left on to protect the mustard.

Due to the coarse, leathery nature of the topcrust the blade, over time, would develop dull spots along it's length and thus required constant monitoring.

When it was time to remove the topcrust the senior Mustardeer would instruct his apprentice to pass him the blade and would attempt to slice thorough the top leathery layer. The Mustardeer would know immediately if the blade was not sufficiently keen enough to complete the task and he would pass the blade back to the apprentice and say to him "I'm sorry, but That Doesn't Cut the Mustard"

The phrase has since passed into common usage describing anything that does not meet a certain standard.
Don't give me your crap excuses, That Doesn't Cut the Mustard.

The computer you sold me is not upto the task for which I purchased it. Im sorry but it doesn't cut the mustard.
by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008
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lustarded

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.
Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.
by Crambo January 24, 2008
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donald mustard

A worldwide creative director at Epic Games - Fortnite - Spyjinx - Battle Breakers - Infinity Blade - Robo Recall and Shadow Complex. He is most commonly referenced in fortnite videos of him changing his location in his twitter account and how it is related to the famous battle Royale game, Fortnite.
Wanna join my free gift card giveaway? Then subscribe to my channel, like the video, and turn on notifications! Also be sure to put a nice comment in the comment section below.

Guys! Donald Mustard has just changed his location from “The Iceberg”, to “X”!

If you liked the video, be sure to smash a big like, and I’ll see you in the next video.
by DannyBoisDiscord April 22, 2019
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Spicy Brown Mustard

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.
"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."
by Vicorin July 3, 2006
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clown mustard

The substance that comes out of the man probe at the end of sexual activity.
Man my girl and I went on for hours, till the one eyed meat snake finally spit out some clown mustard.
by C.T. Kennedy July 30, 2007
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man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.
"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"
by itchyscrot April 1, 2003
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