muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009

Musta

This is a Swedish tradition. It is when you spit a person of your choice in their asshole and then put your finger in it and stir it around until the mixture get brown. Then you drink it all up again.

- Can I musta you?
-Of course you can my dear friend.

by Albincelion May 21, 2019

Mustache Rock

Mustache rock is genre of music that is made by a band in which one or more member has or at one time had an awesome mustache. Some notable mustache rock bands are: Queen, Portugal. The Man, Gogol Bordello, The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library, The Black Keys, and Frank Zappa.

Hey man, Did you see that band last week? They were real mustache rockers.

by SoJokes December 28, 2010

Mastan

A Mastan is a very sexy and intelligent man. He will spend countless hours in the gym, perfecting his beautifully toned body. He is also very kind and compassionate. He tends to be very empathetic, so don't show him sad videos. A Mastan is also very humorous and will try to make you laugh at the most random things. If you are lucky enough to know a Mastan, then keep him around. He is the weirdo at the party that makes everyone laugh and smile.

Hey, does your friend group's Mastan like Newts?

by TsupBro December 21, 2017

Mustafa

Mustafa is an Arabic-male name used in both Islam and Christianity (islam more often nowadays). It means the "chosen one." The name holder tends to be:
- Lovable, inspiring, kind, and full of affection; he rarely has enemies.
- He is very quiet, but this often creates problems in his personal life and with partners.
- He doesn't talk about his feelings and if he does, its something that isn't true; he uses confessions to serve him a specific purpose.
- Bold in his actions and he is very brave yet cautious.
- He is good-heart to the extent that he's often fooled by a lot of people.
- He likes white girls

- He is lazy

- He is honest

- Drinks
- Smokes

- Does really well at work
- Does well in school
- He doesn't leave things half done, he likes things done perfectly

- He is very tech savvy

- He can learn what ever he wants

- He speaks multiple languages

- He likes to travel a lot

- He likes huskies

- He likes salty things
- He drinks whiskey

- He is a god in bed

- He treats women right

- He wants his partner all to himself (possessive)

- Jealous, Patient, Adaptable, Ambitious, bright, calm, charming, diplomatic, discreet, funny, gentle, loyal, polite.

Just one bad thing about this dum*a**; He should keep sh!t to himself more often. Sometimes he shouldn't tell people what he wants or about to do.

Lady' : Did you see that guy that walked right by us?
Lady'' : He is so perfect.

Lady' : This is Mustafa, I was telling you about him.

by iKnowYouDon't December 4, 2016

Mustafa

An amazing, intelligent and brilliant guy. Perfect in every way.

He's so Mustafa.

by aynonymymous July 19, 2018

Mustacheketball

When a fat sweaty man with a handlebar mustache beats you in a one on one game of basketball or a game of 21, oftentimes for a cash wager. He usually wins through aggressive use of the post game and emphasis on fundamentals. This is the highest form of basketball humiliation, worse than having your ankles broken or even being posterized.

The burly man lowered his shoulder into my chest, and his sweaty mullet splashed into my face. With his handlebars glistening in the sun as he drained the winning bucket on a surprisingly agile fadeaway, I knew I had just played a game of mustacheketball.

We've all been there.

by anom1k August 6, 2010