tussie-mussie

a bouquet of flowers

i cant wait til valentines.. im expecting a tussie-mussie!!

by teejay2389 October 16, 2010

proffesional musician

A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.

Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!

by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017

Rock-Hero Musician

Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.

Example1:

Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"

Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"

Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"

Example2:

Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."

Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"

Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."

by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010

The Starving Musicians Fund

noun
a local band based in Ipswich, Massachusetts that plays loud alternative-rock songs.

TIMMAYYYYYY

person one: “dude have you been to one of the starving musicians fund’s gigs before? they’re a solid band!”
person two: “yeah they’re litty like a titty.”
person one: “do you follow them on instagram @thestarvingmusiciansfund ?”
person two: “no i’ll do that right now!”

by TheCourtlixGirl October 9, 2018

Stephen's musicianship class

The most boring and unnecessary class, no one goes there voluntarily and he keeps us captive for 55 minutes.

"Well, I didn't get to do everything I wanted to do today... cause this corner of the room was talking and laughing the whole time..." (said Stephen) People were enjoying your class? Unheard of!

If you want to unlearn everything you know about music come here!

I can't wait to go sit in silence In Stephen's musicianship class (as a saxophone player) and hear him talk about why it's more important to learn which note in a scale is the "do, rei, mi ect." instead of learning how to read music!

by benny bboiiieee November 18, 2021

mussing

Making someone's hair or clothes untidy.

" Hey sister, don't go mussing up my hair like that !"

by Miles Away Boy November 21, 2013

Blue Musicing

Derives from the phrase "Blue Balls". When a person removes another persons headphones, or stops a person midsong just to make sure they can't listen, which causes the person extreme pain and makes them very volatile and angry. Never approach somebody who has been blue musiced as they will tear you a new one.

Person 1: *Removes headphones from music playing device causing blue musicing*
Person 2: *blue musiced and punches person 1*

by Sexybackrules July 23, 2010