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Musical Torture

A type of torture where the victim is subjected to listening to several songs or musical instruments that are considered unpleasing to the human ear
That bitch pissed me off, so I am going to drive to her house, turn on my car stereo and inflict some musical torture!

Listening to Rick Ashley's Never Gonna Give You Up is considered musical torture.
by thecorncrap December 29, 2010
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High School Musical

A terrible movie that has become a phenomenon. The reason why is because parents are too protective and sheltering of their kids nowadays, and middle school kids and anyone younger is curious and asking questions about what high school is like. Instead of using more realistic movies based on high school life like Fast Times At Ridgemont High or Superbad, they use this shit as an example. This movie makes them super happy and optimistic, they become obsessed with it, which has made it probably the most overrated and overmarketed movies of all time.

This is probably one of the main reasons why High School Freshmen have a tendency to act so retarded, because they are convinced that High School is like some 'fairy tale musical'. High School students should(hopefully) know better.

Anyone over the age of 14 who likes this movie should be slapped.
12 year old: OMG!!!! I can't wait for high school now that i've just watched High School Musical!!!! There won't be any labels, all the cliques and crowds will live in harmony, I can share my secrets and no one will humiliate me, it will be just like a happy fairy tale. =D

The most misleading shit ever.
by Kareem Jahlid October 17, 2007
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Musical Sin

"Forgive me father, for I have rapped."
(Hands him a copy of "The Wall")
"May Roger Waters have mercy on your soul. In the name of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, amen." - Musical Sin
by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 16, 2010
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munira

a very nice girl with both physical and psychological charm.
W'aaaaaaw! That Munira must be for Aman.
by McCarlos November 10, 2007
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Muskrat's Nest

A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.
Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!

Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!

Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010
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im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"
by Dan February 7, 2003
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musical tourettes

being unable to control the temptation of suddenly bursting into song
"wtf iz wrong w/you?!?!"
"dude its musical tourettes, i cant help-smack that all on the floor"
"???"
"smack that till u get sore"
by me myself and iiiiii August 19, 2008
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