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Moscow Breakfast

Breakfast at the time they'd be eating it in Moscow. In most US timezones, that puts it somewhere around midnight. Basically, it's breakfast in the middle of the night.
I was starving last night so I cooked myself a Moscow breakfast and it was fantastic.
by stillinbeta May 10, 2010
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Masco Biddie

Any girl that goes to Masconomet and wears Uggs, a Northface, or a very low cut shirt every day. They tend to wear approximately 2 tons of makeup daily, straighten their hair, and frequent local tanning salons as well as Victorias Secret. They also live a large portion of their life on Facebook. it is very hard to set apart one Masco Biddie from another, because they all look exactly the same. As well as being extremely fake, they are also very shallow and unbearably annoying. It is nearly impossible to hang out with a Masco Biddie for over a half hour unless you are going to score with one. Please note that it is very easy to get with a masco Biddie.
Jeff: hey Rob, did you get any with Christina at the liberty tree mall last night?

Rob: yeah man, and after she left i got with her friend Aayla too.

Jeff: sweet dude Masco Biddies. dont forget to sanitize.
by stdfreex3 February 25, 2011
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Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
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muscoy

Muscoy California is a mix of a ranch and the hood, it’s only where the real niggas of San Bernardino stay. It’s where most of the plugs stay at.if u live in Muscoy u definitely sell or buy drugs. -@909.eddie
Muscoy is a town in San Bernardino
by 909.eddie November 26, 2020
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Misconstantuate

Verb; to collapse internally.

It is often used in connection with the Javiscone. Whenever a Javiscone collapses (often due to Nanoscone and Macroscone attacks), it is said to be misconstantuated. When one collapses, it has disastrous results, therefore misconstantuate is commonly used to express when something bad has happened.
1. I misconstantuated the 21st Javiscone.
2. My day was misconstantuating
by Charles Bramald January 25, 2005
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moscow broiler

Similar to a Dutch oven but with a touch of shart for good measure.
Brian attempted a Dutch oven on Billy but hit him with grand slam a Moscow Broiler
by Guaguanche January 6, 2016
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Moscosa

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, The only guy in the world by the name of erik with this last name. He has a double jointed thumb and likes to roast. Watch out if you come across Moscosa. They call me the Pull god >;)
All hail Master Moscosa

The one and only Moscosa

The Roast king Moscosa
by Moscosa September 19, 2017
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