Masturdextrous

The ability to effectively masturbate with both hands.

Man, my right hand is broken and I'm horny. Good thing I'm masturdextrous!

by SoulStealr December 14, 2010

Masturdbating

Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.

"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."

by Shho13 April 19, 2014

Mustard Bun

An indiscriminate sexual orifice, usually used in context of making fun of one's homosexuality.

Smitty was watching as Liam was measuring Damien's Girthy-Base, then Damien stuck it in his mustard bun.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014

mustardfoot

Someone who starts a task they are completely capable of and does not finish it.

Person 1: Hey dude, could you work on this for me?
Person 2: Sure, I'll be done within a week!

-a week later-

Person 1: Hey, that thing done yet?
Person 2: Nah dude I forgot, sorry. I'm not really motivated to do it anymore.
Person 1: Wow, you're such a mustardfoot.

by mustardfoot August 19, 2017

mustardswrath

A fire content creator on tiktok who is in the best clan ever

Dude 1: Bro Mustardswrath is fire!
Dude 2: ikr!

by cooluserkid12345 October 19, 2021

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

Knuckle Mustard

The residue left on your finger when your hand strikes a turd as you reach back to wipe your heiney.

My hand hit the water when I reached back to wipe my ass and came up with knuckle mustard

by manofsteel249 January 25, 2011