murloc manlet

The infinitesimal murloc manlet is a dwarfed beastling of a moronic manlet boy who, after suffering through a ludicrous lifetime of well-deserved humiliations and rejections inflicted on him by society as a whole but especially women, has chosen to pursue a sub-aquatic lifestyle, only venturing onto dry land to take part in mortifying prearranged monthly manlet mating rituals in front of basketball arenas and microbiology labs. Once underwater the microscopic murloc manlet quickly adapts to his new environment by eagerly embracing his naturally menial role as a proctologist cleaner fish and feverishly feasts on the rectums and fecal matter of all of the much larger sea creatures in the vicinity. Often falling prey to seagulls, seahorses, fin rot, sunburn, aggressive mating attempts by other murloc manlets, Napoleon complex psychosis, diarrhea and to being caught and eaten alive by prowling grizzly bears and manmores who hunt by the riverbank - the life of a murloc manlet is short, just like the silly murloc manlet itself. Consequently the minuscule murloc manlet eternally resides at the very bottom of the undersea food chain, thereby ironically replicating the lamentably and laughably lowly life that the severely stunted sissy manlet sought to escape from in the first place and in doing so once again proving that height is everything. Manlets, when will they learn?

Emma: Hey, why is that frog floating face down in that puddle over there? Aubrey: Yuck! Manlet detected. It's a deceased murloc manlet. Emma: Just gross! I think he choked to death on that pellet of rabbit poop floating there next to him. Aubrey: Manlets BTFO. Truly a befitting end for a manlet. Emma: Lol, so true.

by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024

Marilou Bourdon

It's wild to think that when this French-Canadian pop singer was 13, she sang "Everyday" which is the song played at the end of the credits for Caillou's Holiday Movie (2003). She performed the French version live in the past too. The French version of the song is called Chaque Jour because that's how you say "Everyday" in French. Other than that, there's plenty of music she has released, but it's mostly in French.

Marilou Bourdon deserves more credit and attention fr.

by UltimateDoge December 28, 2024

Murtlover69

The best urban dictionary account

Very legitimate and cool

Anyone who hates murtlover69 is a stupid fagtard and deserves to burn in hell forever

"Murtlover69 just saved me whole family from dying tragically in a house fire"

by MurtLover69 February 2, 2025

Marilot

A lesbian diva who lives in a rural town without any gay people surrounding her

I wish I had more gay friends, I’m such a Marilot

by Radi0h34dlovr May 25, 2025

Murlor

Murlor is the alter-ego of FallenAngel2811.

Murlor kicked butt in that Xbox game today!

by Murlor October 17, 2025

Mariló

The creator of the "petxa kutxa" oral exposition style. She was also meant to be the love of your life, but couldn't because shes like 67 years older than you. She's truly "the one that got away".

Mariló: Teniu feina
Me: I love Mariló so much
Everyone else: Yes she's so perfect, I love diftongs

by balbirbalbir December 12, 2025

kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.

Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison

by feegina December 11, 2010