Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016

kc munting

alabama sunrise mixed with a clevland steemer

i gave that woman over there a good old kc munting.

by Caption Cannabis January 24, 2008

Munging

A topic of discussion so repulsively grotesque that it will destroy relationships and leave the participants irreperably scarred.

David was foolish enough to mention the word 'munging' on a date. She never spoke to him again.

by David the Unwise November 10, 2008

Starr Manning

Starr Manning is a teen on the best Soap Opera ever called One Life To live on ABC & SoapNet. She has been played by Kristen Alderson since she was like 6. Her dad is a rapist Todd Manning and raped her boyfriend, Cole Thornhart's mom in college. Her mom is the mega slutty Blair Cramer. Cramer women NEVER keep their legs closed. Starr & Cole werent allowed to see each other and then she go pregnant. Starr decided to give the baby to her teacher Marcie only Cole wanted to raise the baby. So Cole dumped her. Then when Starr gave birth her crazy bitch cousin Jessica stole the baby and switched her with her dead baby. For months Starr & Cole thought their baby was dead. Cole started doing drugs and Starr tried to fuck her teacher. Starr & Cole soon found out that their baby was alive after all but Starr still decided to give the baby to Marcie. Starr & Cole were very sad but they started making out so it looks like they are getting back together. Spoilers say that Cole will get arrested for having drugs, even though he wasnt susing, and go to jail. He will then propose to Starr after she tells him that Marcie has given them their baby back so that they can raise her together. Starr & Cole's daughter's name is Hope btw.

Starr Manning: I Love you Cole

Cole Thornhart: Even though your dad totally raped my mom in college I still wanna be with you only I dont have a condom

Starr Manning: that's ok you can't get pregnant your first time..O SHIT YOU CAN!

by Jimmy the Sheik June 14, 2009

Manning

The awkward friend in a group. Most likely will say something so stupid you will not know what to do.

Manning: "What is this cat and mouse shit?!"
Everyone else" "... and he is cut off"

by zmez August 7, 2011

Peyton Manning

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.

"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."

by luvYasey November 25, 2010