Munch

A meaningless makeout

Jackie: There's too many people in this bed
Face: Jackie, Shutup and MUNCH!

by 2nd Semester Seniors March 22, 2009

Munch

Listless, lacking initiative, goals, aspirations. Soulless. Without drive or determination.

That munch Ronald has been in there playing video games for days.

He's such a munch, he never leaves the house.

by Crunchamunch March 14, 2021

Munch

When a girl accidentally bites off a chunk of your cock during a bj.

Girl: “Wanna have sex.”
Guy: “Definitely not.”
Girl: “Why?”
Guy: “because last time you munched me.”
Girl: “It was an accident!”
Guy: “One that’s never going to happen again.”

by Doubletrouble89 May 4, 2018

munch

A character from BBC2 sitcom 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps'. Only appeared recently, and is considered annoying by the other characters from the show.

"You only came to the pub to get away from Munch, didn't you?!"

by Jon K January 10, 2004

munch

A shortened version of the common insult cock munch.
Can be applied as a noun in two forms: munch or muncher.

1: You're a stupid munch, get lost.
2: Get away from me you muncher!

by acron^ December 28, 2005

munch

To ruminate, to mind-fuck, to chew a situation over and over in your mind uselessly and unendingly.

When your boyfriend leaves: He's gone, that's it, I've just got to let him go and stop munching it.

by andy3142 July 9, 2010

Munch

someone who is a pussy eater.
a person who gives their female partner oral sex

“Jackson munched me so good last night”

by LittleMunchyMooncake May 3, 2023